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Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009
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Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".
I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.
by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019
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asburgers

Gabe has asburgers
by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018
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Ma'amburger

A nice puffy pussy resembling two buns with girl meat.
Yeah, she was laying on her side showing everyone her ma'amburger.
by Mik D. October 9, 2008
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Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.
FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"
by secdouchebag July 20, 2011
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amburger

People who are named Amber that love hamburgers.
Look at Amburger stuffing her face with that double pounder!
by beautywiththebooty June 18, 2008
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Assburger

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

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Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
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