Dick Awning

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

by Ravlore July 31, 2016

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Eyeball awning

When you have fake eyelashes so big the stick out over you're eyeball and provide cover from the elements.

That girls eyes are not getting wet in this rain cause she's got a eyeball awning.

by Armyguywayne December 16, 2016

Awking

Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you

I went awking earlier to get my steps in 🤦🏻 ♀️

by Jensmo March 25, 2020

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Frasier anning

Guy who’s most notable accomplishment is being hit by an egg during a press conference. He’s a racist senator that somehow got elected and when he said the NZ mosque massacre was understandable and expected. Eggboy was able to hit him with an egg in front of his supporters. Now the story is of Aussie legend

Do u know Frasier anning??

Yh he’s the one that got hit by eggboy

by Idekwydttm March 16, 2019

Aweing

A combination of the word AWESOME and AWE-INSPIRING. Used more commonly as an adjective in descriptions of large and grand places or things. More powerful a description that awes.

"I went to Vegas for the first time last weekend. The club-scene was aweing!"

Man 1- "Wow. The Grand Canyon is totally incredible."

Man 2- "Yea, It's totally aweing."

by Sam-I-Am September 20, 2006