Awkwardly Social

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...

You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

by MrWhiffynutz June 29, 2011

awkwardness

The only thing more powerful than love.

That level 35 love doesn't stand a chance against my level 35 awkwardness!

by TigWig360 December 15, 2016

SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.

"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

by zoewondrpup March 11, 2011

Awkwarded

The process of attempting to walk through a doorway and finding yourself stuck half way.

Geoff was so fat he Awkwarded himself in the toilet door and soiled himself

by Mezga69 March 5, 2010

Awkword

A word that just saying can create awkward connotations and thoughts.

"My favorite awkword is moist. Masticate is another good one."

by das dude May 7, 2007

Awkwardness

-To be most uncomfortable in a situation. Most of us have experienced awkwardness when having to talk in front of a large group of people with the usual "so yea" and "so like".

-Another form of awkwardness would be when talking in person and being really really unsure and unusual about your actions and words. Not knowing what do except acting "awkward" ( See Awkward ) Unintentionally.

-Trinh.

Handsome Guy: "Hey beauitful"
Girl: -nods, smiles, and turns red-
Handsome Guy: "Your awkwardness. It's adorable"
Girl: -still nodding- "Ha yepp..."

by PabsCerv November 2, 2014

Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010