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Aviation Ordnance

A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
by IYAOYAS 1 July 30, 2010
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aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes
Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles
by Fred#69 March 18, 2021
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Aviation Community

Literally the least toxic community that there is, and also wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the garbage thing known as anime
The Aviation community is the best community, even better than that garbage thing known as anime
by 737NGSimPilot April 29, 2021
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Aviation Ordnance Marine

An extremely motivated Marine for no apparent reason. Can we found along coastal military bases. Ordnance Marines commonly have sexual relations with each other regardless of gender. Aviation Ordnance Marines are also known for blurting out terms like IYAOYAS during times of silence. Oddly 90% of Ordnance Marines did not want to be ordnance; they all wish they were Crash Fire Rescue (Fire Fighters). Also ordnance skills (basic counting with fingers) have no value outside of the military.
Did you see the sweet IYAOYAS tatoo Sgt Korn got on his forearm? It really looks sweet next to the rainbow. He's a motivated Aviation Ordnance Marine.
by Sgt Poop January 31, 2010
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Aviation Mall

A crappy old people's mall in Queensbury, NY with really crappy stores and crappier workers. Features include rude security guards, a JC Penney that is half the size of the rest of the mall, a Target with an incompetent manager, an arcade that seems to always be open yet nobody is ever there working, a GameStop with people who only like you if you do nothing but play videogames, crap your pants, and go buy more videogames. A Play-N-Trade store was open for a short period of time but was also shut down. Another key feature is that stores that are meant for those under 35 to shop at can only last about a year tops and then they're shut down and replaced with a generic clothing store nobody likes, or a store nobody's ever heard of and that doesn't last long either. Also has an expansion project that seems to always have some kind of excuse as to why it hasn't started yet.
Man, Aviation Mall either needs to expand or just plain shut down.
by metalhead777 November 18, 2009
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Aviation Cockmaster

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.
Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."
by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011
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Aviation bug

The strong, overwhelming, and insurmountable desire to go flying.
John: I have the aviation bug. I need to go flying!
Pat: Let’s go flying then!
by Maxxus1 November 11, 2020
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