authentic

Being all real and not about tha fake stuff.

Wearing your real hair, nails, and breast is keeping it authentic.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

authenticante

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet

Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.

by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006

authentic African cuisine

fried chicken

I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.

by willmyster April 21, 2011

authenticious

Bostonian alternative to the word authentic.

Hey Maahhrk, you're an idiot if you really think Obama's birth certificate isn't fuckin authenticious.

by Bernice Darunia June 9, 2011

Vans Authentics

Some of the flyest Vans shoes available. Looks good with shorts and jeans(slim fit or baggy, but way better with slim fit jeans. Good for skating but even better for casual wear. They are part of the Vans classics.

Jon:"Those are some fly sneakers, are those Vans Authentics?"

Jimmy:"Yep, best shoes i've ever owned"

by $-$ AUDI $-$ February 11, 2008