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austinjob

When you get a blowjob, but the servicer bites the tip of their partner's penis. Popular in San Bruno and Anime conventions.
I was getting my dick sucked while reading manga, but then this fool went and bit my penis. Therefore... it was an Austinjob.
by racist chris August 17, 2011
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abstination

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
by wchp July 28, 2016
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assinator

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded
on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked
by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005
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AustinGoldGod

A 20 year old man who plays on his computer all day in his mom's basement and blames everything that happens to him on devs.
Dude your being such a "austingoldgod"
by DJMoonMan June 16, 2016
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Austino

A huge Chad with a massive cock and a love for grinding games until they're dead.
Wow, that guy is a real Austino.
by Jord_The_Giraffe February 3, 2021
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Austintown

Only in austintown you can experience all fours seasons of the year in one week
by Jweeeeezy April 30, 2011
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austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism
Hey did you meet Austintism
by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018
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