austinitus

having such severe short term memory loss, you become more stupid than Austin Herman.

Matt Brown says hey guys that rhffggvb
Mike says Matt i think u need to get a cat scan for Austinitus :-\

by Cheeseburgers in my pants February 27, 2004

awstensten

the ship of Awsten Knight of Waterparks with himself

I ship awstensten so much, even awsten knight himself does!

by secretlifeofme November 3, 2021

austerity recompense

getting paid to not sleep with someone

I got an austerity recompense of Knicks tickets from that old guy because I didn't hook up with that girl he's macking on. Suhweet.

by madrastrans January 15, 2011

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

Austentatious

Definition 1: The act of being totally awesome, particularily in the aspect of being a sniper.

Definition 2: The feeling of being a badass

Example 1: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he answered a question in biology while he was asleep.

Example 2: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he used a calculator on a non-calculator homework question.

by Vikram Gupta April 1, 2013

austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016