Assmacgyver

An Escape Artist For Ass Ramming Situations

Jill managed to get teabagged but managed to escape
shes an assmacgyver

by The Sexy Stud November 3, 2007

assmack

Idiot Teach that makes everyone die when he walks past them.

Student "Oh no,assmack is comming..Run for your lives"

Assmack "No! Wait, come back here and smack my ass"

*everyone dies*

by Bounty Hunter April 19, 2004

Anusmachine

An office colleague that never fucking shuts up!!!

That game of thrones fan is such an anusmachine!!!

by ToplessPossum July 21, 2015

Ausmariasma

Ausmarisma is when you die mid pooping

Yeah elvis died in a Ausmariasma situation

by Thickboi3000 October 30, 2020

Austacious

Strikingly bold, poetic, and elegant — in a way that leaves a lasting mark.

She didn’t just speak — she painted silence into sound.
Each word fell like thunder wrapped in velvet.
That wasn’t a poem.
That was Austacious.”
When the pen bleeds truth and the rhythm heals pain —
you don’t call it pretty.
You call it Austacious.”

by Found Yourself June 21, 2025

Drew ausman

Best Golf Player
Lowkey a simp
Makes cringey tiktoks about being single and lonely
His graffee headass is hot as hell

Wow Drew Ausman needs a girlfriend

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022