When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".
JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!
by professorglo March 8, 2012
Mr. Auger is a Fucking asshole. Mr. Auger gives everybody F’s and the F’s stand for FUCK ME. He makes soup and milk for his asshole. If you get Mr. Auger move to China because he hates Social Studies. Me. Auger is a bitch in every way.
by Mr. Auger Hater October 18, 2019
A very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by Billy Mays for $19.95 + $8.95 S&P. Also if called "IMMEDIATELY" included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a "power extender" free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, S&P price was added if one wanted the "free" drill.)
by skotchtape July 13, 2009
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011
by smith marchand March 2, 2005
Auger rodeo: a well celebrated sport everywhere in Canada and also Nebraska where bored as fuck ice fisherman sit on top of ice augers and go full throttle, last one on wins bragging rights and a keg of bud.
Dude, what the fuck are those two dudes doing on the ice?
jackass that's an auger rodeo in progress, up in welland that shits bigger than hockey
jackass that's an auger rodeo in progress, up in welland that shits bigger than hockey
by Homicidal toddler November 5, 2017