Athlon

The best processor EVER created.

The rivals of the shitty company, Intel.

Athlon's rock!

Dude, you're getting an ATHLON!

by Oracle99 January 29, 2003

Athevon

A weird name created by a guy when he was three years old just because he thought Western names were cool.

Athevon is a retard and a fuckface. - JunLegend 2017

(JunLegend is Athevon's friend)

by JunLegend November 18, 2017

athlone

a town in the middle of ireland synonimous with gaelic playing, egg headed bald people. See also "bogger"

"Dessie is the greatest GAA player in Athlone"
"Dillons the baldest man in Athlone"

by James Flanagan August 16, 2006

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

Atheling

A young, immature atheist who only knows how to regurgitate Dawkins but lacks any intellectual conviction about athesism. Usually just taking the atheistic stance because he or she thinks it look scool.

Child: "I'm and atheist!'
Parent "Why honey?"
Child "I dunno, I just am - DON'T QUESTION MY BELIEFS!!!"
Parent "Aw, what a cute little atheling. Let's hope he grows up soon!"

athiest atheism

by FannyCravitts January 3, 2012

Athlon 200GE

Best budget CPU with a good integrated GPU, that can play any game with the help from LowSpecGamer

I'm gonna buy an Athlon 200GE cause I'm poor!

by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019

Athelina

Name of a semi-famous woman who plays in several different dnd campaigns. Upon google searching, it has been determined that this name is too uncommon to relate to different individuals. She has been known to play characters that legit ride the line of sexualism to its finest.

DM: Alright Athelina, who are you playing in your 8th different campaign this week?

Athelina: Well... You know someone with a tragic history that I left all the important details out so you can infer without reason. But don't be fooled... Definitely straight. But would dabble if the other was hot enough.

by TheBoots February 18, 2019