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Atheistic Buddhism

The belief that no God or deity exists out of the context of physicality, in the same way a traditional atheist does. The Atheistic Buddhist however does follow the ways of the Buddhist philosophy.
Religious person: Hey! What religion do you believe in?

Atheistic Buddhist: I am a follower of Atheistic Buddhism.

Religious Person: What's that

Atheistic Buddhist: I don't believe in any God or Gods, but I still follow the teachings of Buddhism.

Religious Person: Ah! Interesting!
by Joe Doe Doe October 24, 2012
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Atheistian

An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow

Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.
Atheist dude: I'm a big fan of Bill Maher. Anyone else here watch his show?

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.

Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.
by Patbenatar January 23, 2010
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Atheistism

Atheistism is a religion. When we dress we wear hoods to respect out god. Our god is daddy Jake Paul and great uncle Pewdiepie. Our national anthem is “Bitch Lasagna” by Pewdiepie.
Teacher “Take your hood down”
Me “it’s my religion. It’s Atheistism”
by Pewdiepie wannabe March 4, 2019
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Atheistic Existentialism

Atheistic existentialism, existential atheism, or atheist existentialism, is a type of existentialism that explicitly excludes any transcendental, metaphysical, or religious beliefs from philosophical existentialist thought. A person of this belief is most likely going to be a positive atheist. This type of existentialism overlaps with existential nihilism.
Atheistic Existentialism includes philosophers such as: Jean-Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, and Friedrich Nietzsche
by Kelmeer23 January 29, 2023
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aetheostic

agnostic + aetheist, if you're an ignorant redneck republican
I mocked their use of the English language, so they called me an aetheostic.
by Peter Moody March 5, 2006
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autheistic

Ferry is autheistic
by Swagmastah64 September 12, 2018
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Atheistic Dogmatism

The rigid, often evangelical, belief that atheism (the lack of belief in gods) is not just a personal position but an objectively proven fact that forms the only rational basis for all epistemology and morality. It treats religious thought as a unified, stupid monolith and dismisses all theological or philosophical nuance as bad-faith trickery. It's atheism as a jealous god, tolerating no other understandings of existence.
Example: "His atheistic dogmatism was a sermon. 'Anyone who believes in any higher power is literally delusional, and their opinions on ethics are worthless,' he'd say, dismissing centuries of philosophy from religious and secular thinkers alike. His disbelief was as rigid and unreasoning as the faith he mocked."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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