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I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.
"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."
by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016
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taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.
food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool
by the moralist January 4, 2012
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I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.
Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”
by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020
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Asking nicely

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.
He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.
by O_O ****** March 8, 2010
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amirah asyikin

Beautiful creature , from the inside and outside. Kind hearted , intelligent and well known for her smile. But don't ever play around with her feelings because she is fragile. Once broken , its hard to be fixed. Her honesty will suprise you. Her loyalty will make you the happiest person alive.
by Dzard December 27, 2016
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Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"
Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006
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Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria are an English Post Hardcore band from York, North Yorkshire, formed in 2008. Founded when rhythm guitarist Ben Bruce contacted old friends after moving back from Dubai, the current line-up consists of Bruce, vocalist Danny Worsnop, lead guitarist Cameron Liddell, bass guitarist Sam Bettley and drummer James Cassells.

In 2009 they released there sophomore album Stand Up And Scream followed be a tour with Madina Lake and Alesana. There very good, still very unknown. My favorite song by them right now is A Single Moment Of Sincerity. Within the first 15 seconds your wrapped up in the screams and the amazing lyrics. They are worth your time to listen too. The bands they best relate to are The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon for there screams/lyrics.
person 1: DUDE! did you get the new asking alexandria album Stand Up And Scream?

person 2: yea its so epic.

one: yea! its like bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada and enter shikari had a baby!
by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010
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