Activated

To be activated is like being triggered, being activated is better than being triggered!

I am so fucking activated right now!!!

by The Stark Knight February 5, 2017

Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

by Biggiely August 10, 2018

man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.

"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

naturally aspirated

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger

fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!

by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out

I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated

by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

activated

Suddenly focusing all of one's mindfulness and energy towards a previously insignificant objective, even at great personal cost.

Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.

Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.

Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-

Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!

Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!

Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.

by spider kidzs July 29, 2021

Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005