by Tdogbitch May 2, 2018
Get the Assyla mug.A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.
by The Dude from the Valley August 5, 2011
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When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.
The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.
The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.
For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.
by Emeni July 22, 2010
Get the Assplant mug.Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.
by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010
Get the Assalanche mug.Implants of the gluteus maximus.
by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012
Get the Assplants mug.Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.
by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009
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