asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

by Matuea October 8, 2006

Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.

"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"

by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

assapalooza

A special place where you are surrounded by women with juicy asses of all colors shapes and sizes that are appealing to the eye.

a lot of fine asses that gather in one place for you to worship.

derrived from the words ass,place,and bazooka

when i stepped in the the club last night it was like assapalooza.

by Delvechio Coburn April 4, 2008

Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

assrape

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.

Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!

by Contribution To Society July 24, 2003

Assymptitties

The ratio of Ass to Titties that exists for all real numbers except for a point

"Hey professor, do you know how to find the Assymptitties of my dad's dead ex?

by Fearbacon123 December 8, 2020