asswagon 

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

asswagon by Swainly July 27, 2011

asswagon 

The ideal system of delivery for transporting units of woke culture.

You can fit so much woke culture in this asswagon!

asswagon by !redalert! January 16, 2022

Asswagon 

People who drive like assholes

“Nice turn signal asswagon”

Asswagon by Antoniothornton3 September 30, 2022

answagonist 

Someone who belittles, or rejects entirely, the swagger of another, thus standing at odds with them. The opposite of a proswagonist.

related forms -
answagonize (verb)
answagonistic (adjective)

"- So there I am having sick round after sick round, and then he shows up, acts like my swagger isn't on another level, and starts thinking of ways I should be playing better.

- That's ridiculous. Why does Rob insist on being such an answagonist?

- I have no idea."

answagonist by Vice Mayor February 26, 2011

ass wagon 

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

ass wagon by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

ass wagon 

A vehicle used for transporting slutty girls. Can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an ass wagon.

"You're calling me a slut? Girl you're the one that rides the ass wagon all the time!"

ass wagon by ShoeFullOfBailles October 14, 2014

rat-faced ass wagon 

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

rat-faced ass wagon by Absconder February 27, 2011