1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.
by S8-10 August 9, 2006
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David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.
by Tempyst January 20, 2003
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An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother
Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam
by SamiKhalaf December 2, 2007
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Mike...see dipshit, gaywad, dumbass, fuck up, hormonal shitwad...etc.

its saying i dont have enough letters or something so afiuhsoeruhriuhagsdgf
Mike is an asswad! A fucking asswad is mike!!!!!!
by WiLd4U29620 March 31, 2005
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A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche
That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...
by bigggslim March 1, 2011
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The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand
Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will
by Stealth June 5, 2004
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Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...
by poncho hater November 6, 2003
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