asscricket

A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous , and thus cannot do it. This person is very annoying because they always seem to be around, but no one ever knows anything about them, because they are too quiet.

see supplanter

Here comes Ashley, she's such an asscricket.

by Jamie M (Scarf Tato) March 8, 2007

Assticle

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.

Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...

by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009

assricle

the very first bead of sweat that runs down from your lower back into your arse-crack. if not attended to promptly, will gradually turn into arse-cheese, also known as sour-ass.

Tom the Carpenter was working on a very hot day when an assricle was formed, left unattended, the assricle created sour-ass. This left Tom with an itchy ass

by Dr. Squig October 27, 2009

asstracted

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

by Playtz July 24, 2011

AstrilEx

He is a really sweet kid once you get to know them, he enjoys to make jokes about many things, he has a very weak heart and he is very emotional Really Emotional many things can upset him but in the end of the day he will still smile and act like everything is fine, he enjoys to get some attention at least a little More then a little he struggles with getting to understand people which is why he struggles to find friends, he always hopes to open up to people and he likes to get to know others better. . .He also enjoys pat's on the head and cookies! if you call him cute he does get mad adorably.

AstrilEx, he will like to get to know you and he hopes to become friends with you!
Do you accept his kindness?

by AstrilEx October 29, 2020

assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006

asscricket

When someone doesn't have to say a thing but they are immediately an ass

" See that new girl over there?" " What about her?" " She's a fucking asscricket dude."

by ewmikayla May 9, 2018