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asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.
Steven is a total asspuppet.
by David December 9, 2003
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Assbutt

Hey ASSBUTT!
by HI43TH January 30, 2018
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Asspump

This means anyone who is a knee-jerk Neocon, a rude person, someone who has no filter between the brain and mouth, someone who likes to dis people they consider "inferior" to themselves. Someone who has chronic diarrhea of both the brain and the mouth.
Tom: "I can't believer Bill stiffed her for the tip."
Doug: " Yeah, what an asspump."
by Jimbojones 55 March 31, 2010
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asspuppy

a man unusually attracted to his women's ass.
Chris could not keep his hands off of Lynn's ass. He is such an asspuppy.
by tker November 20, 2009
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Assnut

Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass
Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!
by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010
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Assbutter

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.
I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim
by Pyromanen December 31, 2012
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ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009
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