Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."
by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010
Get the asspinion mug.When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)
by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008
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Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!
by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018
Get the Asslighting mug.As if the fact that kids spend almost 10 months of their entire year stuck in some classroom, learning useless information and getting their rights and individuality stripped away wasn't enough torture, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to start off the kids' summer by essentially giving them a project. That is basically what a summer assignment is.
Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.
It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.
Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.
It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.
Students: "3....2.....1!!!! Summer is finally here!!!!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"
by rico567 September 1, 2009
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Get the assignment mug.One of Team Mortar's Jokemal in the famous Jokemal Joe Camel/Pokemon parody. Assigore is a floating ass with arms sticking out of each ass cheek. A clear parody of Geodude.
GO ASSIGORE!
by Brian Inc August 12, 2008
Get the Assigore mug.When someone does a specific activity or thing well. This is a reference to school when a teacher assigns a project and a student pops off.
Damn, Olivia Rodrigo really understand the assignment when it comes to the bridge of the song!
Okay girl, I see you understood the assignment, that outfit is fire!
Okay girl, I see you understood the assignment, that outfit is fire!
by Annie09 May 25, 2021
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