Asphalteroid

An object, usually a rock, that hits the front of your car. As these projectiles are usually unavoidable, any scratch or dent they may make must be accepted as a scar of city driving.

"That dump truck was dropping major asphalteroids."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

Assphelters

A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.

At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.

by HereamI March 2, 2011

asphalt cowgirl

A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.

A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl

by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014