assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

assmunch

A ass much is a person who enjoys the pleasure taking his or hers face and stuff it like a thanks giving turkey all up in some booty cheeks and turn into a tongue buffing machine.

“Come on bill don’t be a fucking Assmunch!”

Bill still is a assmunch….

by Bossmanlaflare4 November 24, 2021

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008

Assbunch

You're more than just a usual asshole. You are that much of an asshole, it has to be folded to fit you. You are by far overassholed and there's no way back.

You are an assbunch, nothing less.

by Rumpelsteelz October 18, 2020

ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

by El Diablo February 17, 2004