Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

assin' it up

Acting in a manner consistent with an ass (either a jackass or just an ass ass). Braying arrogantly and assishly. Producing excrement when one acts or speaks. See Donald Trump.

"I see Trump was on Twitter again in the wee hours, assin' it up!"

by SusieSweetCheeks November 17, 2016

asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

by wicked clown March 18, 2004

Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

by kgetson December 22, 2010

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018