assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

by Telephony April 26, 2014

Assia

The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble

Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia

by Madeune February 26, 2017

ASPIT

SEXY PUSSY AND BOOBA VAGINA
COPYRIGHTED
MK8 MASTER ATTEMPTED THEFT OF THIS ACRONYM
DO NOT LET THAT CUCKOLD TAKE OUR WORD

'ayy you see that ASPIT porn?'
'what the fuck is aspit'
'die you mk8 master fan cuck'

by Mk8CuckMaster December 6, 2021

Asit

Name Asit generally means Non white, is of Indian origin, Name Asit is a Masculine (or Boy) name. Person with name Asit are mainly Hindu by religion. Asit is a very brilliant man, so brilliant it's scary. Asit can be very arrogant yet has a reason to be. He loves Monday's and Wednesday. Looks a little like Trump. Favorite words Hi, Really..
Asit loves to gamble and travel the world. He loves to make the deal.

Asit is always right. He loves using the word Ty and some people mistakenly think his name is Ty.
Asit is a world-renowned oncologist and an a mature historian. His fondness of Titos is second only to his passion for U.S. politics.

Generally speaking, everyone loves their Asit. Asit like to push those he believes in them to their highest potential. You might want to Punch him but will thank him later. He has a heart of gold and also loves gold. He is the whitest Indian you will ever meet. Brilliant, successful, driven, dedicated, loving, caring, fun, diversified, physician, hilarious, real.... BE LIKE ASIT!!!

Hi, I'm an extremely bright oncologist. I love history and Tito's -- I'm Asit.

by TheoriginalNiku May 22, 2017