g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
by Lauren September 15, 2005
Get the assidentmug. 
On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
by Slushgirl July 23, 2011
Get the Assidentmug. *Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)
by Chissie May 12, 2010
Get the Assidentmug. A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
by Davey C. January 5, 2008
Get the assidentmug. 1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.
2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
by robinlr April 8, 2008
Get the assidemug. by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009
Get the assidentmug.