asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

by blowhole138 December 3, 2007

asshead

1. When you've been in bed too long, you get bedhead. When you've had your head up your ass for too long, you get asshead.

Even after I tried to have that asshead committed to the mental ward, he thought we could still work it out.

by MaryMargaret July 6, 2008

asshead

When someone with a fat head, the type that has folds, has a very short or shaved type haircut, making their head look like a sideways ass.

His head is to fat for that haircut, he has an asshead.

by Coco Loco June 12, 2006

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018