Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.
by xicana xingona June 21, 2007
Get the Assholitis mug.A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.
Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.
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by Matt O January 22, 2004
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A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
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Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010
Get the assholiness mug.1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.
2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery
2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
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Get the assholiness mug.Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
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