assgoblin 

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

assgoblin by William Gilson August 29, 2006

assgoblin 

Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.

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assgoblin by I am hung like a gerbil. July 10, 2004

assgoblin 

noun- a person who is butt ass ugly

Man, that bitch is a damn assgoblin.

assgoblin by blake scott October 9, 2003

assgoblin 

someone who gets all up in dat ass like a goblin an shit!

Dam nigga i saw you all up ons that ass like you wuz a freakin assgoblin!

assgoblin by Silas Dagwood March 5, 2005

assgoblin 

a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.

Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.

assgoblin by Liberace was gay July 12, 2011

assgoblin 

a little goblin of the ass

shut the fuck up, ASSGOBLIN!

assgoblin by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002

assgoblin 

insult

associated with cockmongrel and tittygargoyle

That assgoblin, he stole my pen!!

assgoblin by alidaughter April 12, 2004