assfro 

a hairry ass

i have the thickest assfro in the world. anyone up for a hairry ass contest?

assfro by Jay May 10, 2003

Assfro 

Assfro - when the hair on the back of a man's ass is so wild and hairy, it looks like an afro.

Hey honey, it's time to wax your back end again, you are growing an assfro.

Assfro by Wildchild68 October 19, 2009

Assfro 

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.

Jon really needs to shave his assfro.

Assfro by Jon May 9, 2003

Assfro 

insult, ugly

yo u look like an assfro

Assfro by Boughetto August 4, 2003

assfro 

A large amount of curly hair on someone's butt. Sometimes called an arsefro.

Jeff: I keep getting dingleberries stuck in my assfro.

assfro by bob the brony March 15, 2020

assfro juice 

when a man has an extensive amount of ass hair that sweats profusely while having sex, then drips down the balls to the woman's vagina.

we fucked so much I could have filled up a gallon pictcher with my assfro juice

assfro juice by upside down cum slither December 5, 2011

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014