assholationism

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much

Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.

by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

Asstration

The act of clenching your sphincter so tight during anal intercourse that your partner's penis is removed.

A play on words of ass and castration.

"Dude, did you hear that Joey's in the hospital?"

"Yeah, that bitch Becky gave him an Asstration!"

by TheFourthReich November 5, 2015

Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 20, 2015

assumation

A large gathering of clowns.

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

by Jesse The Man Blackheart January 17, 2010

Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017