asscrack

A dirty, despicable human being, that serves no purpose in life. Only there to annoy the shit out of you.

-Damn, I'm so tired of Denise bothering me.
-Yeah, that girl is such an asscrack.

by Superstar88 March 8, 2008

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asscrack

A person who is not quite an asshole, but well on their way.

Steve gave me a back handed compliment. That guy is such an asscrack!

by missikat December 16, 2008

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016