Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

asherbate

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.

Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.

by SneeMan July 10, 2007

Austerbate

To thrust one's pelvis forward vigorously while in mid-conversation, but be unaware of it. (Air-hump)

-Hey, that guy's Austerbating!

by Austin Hyslop December 3, 2003