assbaby

a baby conceved during anal sex

"look johnnie theres something me and your father have been meaning to tell you, your an assbaby."

by jonking June 13, 2008

assbaby

somone who kisses your ass for benefits

man jessica is a real assbaby to pete for his money..

by boppin&droppin December 10, 2018

assbabble

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

by silencer999 May 9, 2006

ass baby

1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.

Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.

by JonD July 25, 2008

Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011

ass baby

A very very large bowel movement

by Roderick October 16, 2003

ass baby

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.

by willdbeast May 2, 2006