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social assassin

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.
Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.
by sociasswhole July 28, 2011
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Assassholes

Fisherman who only fish with the brand assassin

And are very proud of it and look down towards Fisherman who use other brands. They also get really jealous when they see people with other brands of fishing tackle catching fish
Mate I went fishing yesterday and while I had a fish on the line those assassholes couldn't stop eyeballing me.
by Mustangsplitter March 16, 2021
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Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.
by OfficeMS July 16, 2023
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sober assassin

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.
Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.
by tuchman1 June 24, 2009
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Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.
Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.
by Briennheiser September 13, 2009
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Polo Assassin

The fake version of the famous clothing brand, Polo Association... most commonly found on the backs of kids who talk a lotta shit.
That wanna be thug James talk too much trash. But his jacket said Polo Assassin
by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015
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