ass baby

n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.

by Blasphemer_0 January 20, 2005

ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

ass baby

When a female rhinosaurus gets knocked up by an alien from anal sex, later she has ass babies

Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.

by Pygmaliaa March 26, 2010

ass baby

A mediocre sketch-comedy show...

Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!

by B. Marshall November 2, 2003

Ass Baby

A turd, with cum on it.

1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.

by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010

ass baby

An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.

I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.

by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020