ass juice

the juice that excretes from a dogs ass while he is licking it that stains the carpet and has the aroma of rotten fish.

Gunner are you getting ass juice on the carpet again ?

by gunnerboy February 19, 2011

ass juice

A natural lubricant obtained when a man puts it in her pooper.

Bravo claimed he knew from experiance that "ass juice is a natural lubricant."
I retorted "fag."

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

ass juice

diarrhea pretty much but more liquidy

friend: i just ass juiced all over the school hallways when runninng to the bathroom

you: wow thats some shit u know man.

bystander: wtf..

by pooper_scooper a lot of times April 6, 2013

Ass Juice

A thick, runny liquid that is created in the asshole, and then pushed out. Most use it as thirst quencher.

"Hey Levi, have you seen my ass juice?"
"Sorry Adam, I drank it."

by TheRealOne677 March 17, 2019

ass juice

A delicious concoction found in the streets of NYC, at the Double Down Saloon. Sounds like a rectal leakage biproduct, tastes like a watermelon juice shot.

I couldn't decide what shot I wanted to take, so I picked the dirtiest-sounding, ass juice.

by ashevillesfinest February 24, 2012

Ass juice

To suck, be bad at something.

Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice

by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018

ass juice

that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?

i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.

by alyssa69gaming2011 September 12, 2022