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Fat ass head ache

When someone is giving you a head ache in a good way :)
Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache
by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020
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Bomb Ass Head

Head so good that it makes you bust a life changing nut
Dawggg, that bitch gives some bomb ass head. Hooooshittt
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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Head ass

A term used to describe some who does or says something illiterate or when someone says something you don't like you add head ass at the end of your joke
Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
by Fat back billy March 6, 2017
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Head ass

Boy if you don't get yo light switch head ass outta here breath smelling ass and potato chip,ol dick in the booty head ass,yo ass look like a left over piece of gum,coochie bump head ass, I just crawled outta the toilet lookin ass
by Leave me alone ass face May 29, 2016
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Swirly Head Ass

1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.

2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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Nigga-Head Ass syndrome

When a black human (Nigga) has a head that looks similar to the gluteus maximus muscle. This can be used on white or black people only. The syndrome is very common.
You have the biggest Nigga-Head Ass.
Fix your Nigga-Head Ass immediately it is too big.
Blue face you have Nigga-Head Ass syndrome.
by Henry HandNigga April 9, 2019
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Head Ass

Used at the end of an insult to typify the base of the insult. Not used as an insult in it of itself. Can be also used as "face ass" and "neck ass" in some cases.
Your ole "two plus two not knowing wtf it is" head ass.
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.

Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."
by Thishowyousayit November 27, 2016
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