ass tart

A pop-tart used as a weapon against someones ass

That queer wouldn't get off my couch, but a few well placed ass tarts and he moved pretty fast

by holyfunkadelic01 April 1, 2004

Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022

nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

Nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.

Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart

by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."

by TH Harry H October 5, 2009

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

Tarp Ass

When you look at someones Rear end and notice its not as smooth and Delicate as it should be.

Also, when their derriere is guininely not normal.

Sometime used as an expression to shout when angry.

Finally, it can be used as an insult. (similar to Ass-hole)

Dude, her curves caught my eye until i noticed her Tarp Ass.

"Dayyyyum Ray Jay, Did you see her tarp ass."
"That just ain't right"

TARP ASS! I just got stuck hanging out with all these hipsters.

You are such a tarp ass. i cant believe you would goto chipotle and not invite us.

by 12345wes October 23, 2010