ass sandwich

having sex, getting laid

I'm going to have myself an ass sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.

by dscott November 7, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.

How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?

by Ramen Queen June 2, 2017

ass guacamole sandwich

A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.

that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.

by assguacy February 11, 2010

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Ass and vinegar sandwich

The combination of both a pungent and sour smell emmitting from a persons mouth.

Hey mate, Did you smell that guys breath"? "Yeah It smells like he's had an Ass and vinegar sandwich"

by marco01 October 20, 2010

Jack Sandwich Ass

A phrase that originated in the Azores in the 1920s. It refers to an ugly ass kid that sucks dick. He often enjoys watching BBW midget porn while eating sandwiches.

James: Randy is suck a "Jack Sandwich Ass".
Lili Chin: I Know Right.

by Subscribe to Trap Supremacy October 17, 2014

Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.

That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!

by El Niño VP February 4, 2024