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Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig
The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world
by Pseuzie December 27, 2023
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Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
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turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.
by antonio bovine November 19, 2007
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Ass Hammer

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.
Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!
by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004
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ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
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ass hammer

1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
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