weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.
Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.
by Ass Destructor July 06, 2004
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weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
by LEDP November 24, 2008
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weapons of ass destruction

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart
by Arse Ferret of Doom September 30, 2003
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Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.
"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."
by Josh Panz February 11, 2005
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A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods
Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 01, 2003
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I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.
by BeardedFatass February 04, 2004
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