ass blaster

One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.

Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.

by brandon and zach July 8, 2004

ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

by Kiwi daddy March 7, 2019

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021