Asparapiss

N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.

I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.

by StankyPee December 9, 2012

asparapiss

When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.

Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.

by gerbil of destruction April 12, 2011

Asparanesia

When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.

I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.

by chip70 January 5, 2012

Asparagher's syndrome

Can refer to either of two equally-eccentric mental afflictions pertaining to asparagus:

(1) An overall confusion and OCD-like behavior caused by consuming too much asparagus.
(2) An obsession with asparagus and its supposed health-benefits. Often the sufferer will attempt to share said interest/beliefs with others in his community, causing said fellow citizens varying levels of discomfort, often depending upon how much a particular person likes asparagus.

Brer Rabbit surely acted kinda weird sometimes throughout da Uncle Remus tales; we do all know what his favorite food was, though, so I wonder if maybe he had Asparagher's syndrome.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

Asparopee

Urine (pee) that has a funny smell to it because you recently ate asparagus.

Alright who didn't flush? It reeks of asparopee in there!

by wingaling March 24, 2009

Asparapiss

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

by tha malcontent May 14, 2008

asparapiss

The unmistakable, diabolical stench arising from one's urine after eating a healthy portion of asparagus.

Known to be so potent it can a grown man cry.

"Oh god, what's that stench coming from the bathroom?"

"Sorry man, that's my asparapiss. Had some asparagus for lunch."

"My eyebrows are singeing!"

by YoNiggaGerald June 23, 2017