Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 27, 2025

always asking questions

Phrase often used by English football commentators to describe an aggressive player focused on creating goal-scoring chances or actual goals themselves. Side definition: Whenever a guy is on a roll in a bar/club setting with regards to approaching multiple women

Their forwards have been always asking questions throughout the second half, a goal is inevitable...

He's always asking questions whenever we run into a group of ladies; the guy is gonna get laid for sure!

by shannonTHEcannon March 24, 2016

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 06, 2023

Ask a question

Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?

Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023