Ashlee Simpson

A stupid talentless bitch who lipsyncs.
And gets boo'ed out of stadiums.
See "lipsync.us"
See "PWNED"

I got stabbed in the throat so I had to do an "Ashlee Simpson"

by GFY January 5, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 2, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Someone whom is without talent.

Proof is in the pudding. Did you watch the Orange Bowl half time show?

by BoostnGTIrabbit January 20, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.

While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.

by Royale January 8, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

by L.E. Lisa February 19, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006