asher spiro

this is the name of a polish man who enjoys beating his dog. he hails from a distant land called derka derkistan, where he is accompanied by his two child wives. quick to itrritate, yet always there. Asher spiros love to be grand, yet there is always a piece of him online. however when he sleep, he sleeps deep, unable to be awoken. but if he is, he will start your bizzare adventure. during this adventure he will run low on funds, thats when he switches to criminality. but if he caught during criminality, he could be shot in his bloodline.

that asher spiro should be frank with himself.

by derkaepstein December 19, 2025

Shut up Asher day

September 2nd when everyone tells asher to shut up

Person 1: Asher shut up
Asher: wait why?
Person 1: its shut up Asher day
Asher: oooooooh...

by Oogman August 31, 2021

Smol Asher

A photoshopped picture of Asher Ishmael as a kid.

Gavin: *sends smol asher*
Asher: STOP!
Gavin: Smol Asher moment.

by AsherTrasher03 May 8, 2020

Super Asher

(n)A candy or any object that produces a very sour taste.
(v)-A person who is forced to eat something sour and is unsure until reacts from the candy.

(n)Wow...that candy must be really Super Asher!
(v)Oh my goodness...look at him! After eating that candy, he's gone Super Asher!

by mianina March 6, 2009

shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar

Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

shelby and asher

Two people that make you want to die in a ditch because Asher Stole your Girl and Shelby Rejected you before Asher Asked.

Shelby and Asher make me want to die in a ditch because he steals girls and Shelby Rejects people.

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022