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Asher's penis 

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes
"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"
Asher's penis by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Asher’s Hair 

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.
-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

Aster's penis 

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster
"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"
Aster's penis by Asterical March 31, 2018

asher smith 

the most whitest name ever.
bro he looks like an asher smith..
asher smith by ravenlovesyou November 23, 2021

asher syndrome 

The distinct inability to get your shit together.
"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"
asher syndrome by OLLIE November 17, 2014

Asher syndrome 

Loving an Asher so much you'll go make them pizza even when your horny and naked. You receive a thank you but don't get your pussy ate.
"Got this girl over and I think she's got Asher syndrome."