Ashby is the last name of people who know how to party. They all are a little crazy. Never fall in love with an Ashby otherwise the Ashby curse will haunt you forever.
"Didn't you date and Ashby?"
"Yea and then i got super unlucky the whole time i was with her"
A large town in the East Midlands that used to be an average working class town but is now a shit hole full of poorly planned new build housing estates, 4x4 Range Rovers, charity shops and co-ops that all in all, has all the character of a wet dish cloth.
Also famous for being mentioned in the BBC television series Man Like Mobeen.
Ashby, Massachusetts - Where people that have unhealthy relationships with animals go to hide. It’s not hard to understand why zoophiles would find Ashby appealing, after all it is neither on the way to nor from anywhere mentally healthy people would travel.
Ashby’s most redeeming quality is its 0.4 square miles of water where zoophiles with a preference toward ducks go to live out their fantasies.
So if beastiality is for you and you think hanging with 3,000 other zoophiles would make you happier than a pig in... your wife, head on over to Ashby, Massachusetts - where you can be a baaaad boy or girl.
A school full of rednecks, stuck up jocks, and slutty cheerleaders who think cheerleading is a sport. Welcome to Turner Ashby High School, home of the worst football team in Rockingham County!!