Artaintist 

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.

I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow

Artaintist by GeniusSex October 22, 2022

Astaire 

noun, verb, adjective and great movie star: 1. graceful, exquisite, suave, and perfect. 2. to act in this manner. 3. Fred Astaire, the best dancer ever (Baryshnikov even said so), who was the epitome of suaveness and elegance combined with superb athleticism and grace. In the Hollywood of the 30's and 40's, he was hugely popular, combining the cool of Bogart with the class of Carey Grant. An actor, drummer, and singer, he had famous song composers vying to write songs for him- one truly cool dude.

1. I tried to astaire it, but failed dismally because I'm a clunk. 2. That astaire had me at hello. 3. Watching Astaire makes me believe in the magic of art.

Astaire by Magill April 1, 2008

Altair 

The hottest and most badass assassin there has ever been, and main charactor in the video game Assassin's Creed.
He is so sexy.

"I want Altair to assassinate me... IN BED."

Altair by ETMR January 5, 2009

altaïr ibn la'ahad 

Altaïr is the first playable character in the Assassin's Creed series. His name means "Bird,son of none". He was part of the Syrian branch of the assassins during the Third Crusade. He had a sword,short blade,throwing knifes, and Hus badass hidden blade. He also was in AC Bloodlines,AC Hidden Crusades,and AC Revelations. He is the ancestor ofDesmond Miles and Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

AC fan : "Dude altaïr ibn la'ahad is awesome.

AC 2 fan: No,Ezio is better.

AC fan:*assassinates AC fan 2*

altaïr ibn la'ahad by Assassin Gamerguy April 16, 2014

Altair 

Main villain of the anime Re:Creators and one of the best villain ever, she is basically a goddess and can use every superpower thanks to the Holospicon. And if you like her, you have good taste

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Man of culture 1:I want Altair to step on me.

Man of culture 2:Yeah me too, she is the best

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I am an Altair simp

Altair by Just Gere December 29, 2021

artard 

a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity

John is such an artard!

artard by jose santos May 13, 2005

Fred Astaire 

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

Fred Astaire by Erik November 11, 2003