You're an Arsenal
by Ancient Knowledge February 05, 2015
by Gooner May 25, 2005
The greatest football team in the world with a great history, current F.A Cup holders. Soon to move to the most technically advanced stadium in European football.The average age of the squad is about 24, and titis staying for a long time yet.Doesnt spend 2000 million pounds each summer yet still succeed, unlike the Chelsea rent boys and the Manchester Buccaneers...
Care Free!
wherever you may be,
cause chelsea aint got no history,
Lampards fat,
the rest are queer,
and they aint won the league for about a month and a half....
wherever you may be,
cause chelsea aint got no history,
Lampards fat,
the rest are queer,
and they aint won the league for about a month and a half....
by Sir Wenger The Mightiest June 03, 2005
I went to watch the Arsenal game yesterday even though I am suffering from Amnesia and I don't remember the score AND now I don't even remember what Arsenal is, wait.... let me check my definition.
by James Bond 00(6.9) May 23, 2020
A football team from London founded in 1886. Won 13 premier leagues and dozens of other honours, famous for going a whole league season unbeaten in 2004, since the 2005 FA Cup victory though, Arsenal have not been as good, failing to win any trophies (CORRECT AS OF 2011) and losing in finals, and despite being title contenders every season they screw it up near the end of the season and end up finishing third or fourth, further trophies still remain likely in the future for this club.
Arsenal have just blown their remaining title hopes today (24/4/2011) after losing 2-1 away to Bolton Wanderers
by Keroja April 24, 2011
Guy 1: Yo you played Arsenal? That game toxic as fuck..
Guy 2: Yeah ive heard of it i hear its toxic af...
Guy 2: Yeah ive heard of it i hear its toxic af...
by ARSENALISTOXICAF24 September 02, 2020